PokemonTrainer236

"Hey, Silver, check out my new satchel!" "Satchel, my ass. That's a man purse." "Nope, satchel. Indiana Jones carried one." "Yes, but it wasn't the satchel that made him cool." "Ooh, you think Indiana Jones is cool?" "… Obviously. What kid didn't?" "His satchel was his defining trait. How could that not have made him cool?" "It was the whip, Gold. The whip was the awesome part." "You're kinky." "You pervert, I knew that's where your mind would go!" "Want me to buy a whip to go with it?" "No!" "Use it on you?" "NO!" "You like my man purse, then?" "… Yes." "Good, because I did buy a whip." "… Uh."